Limited Edition “The SH*T Dress”Regular price $185.00 Save $-185.00
Let’s be real, this is the most comfortable dress you will ever own. Get your uniform for lounging and running those essential errands. Each dress is completely one of a kind featuring an epic patchwork pocket large enough to conceal the remote for flarping on the couch trying to find something to watch on Netflix. Let’s say you MUST leave your home, wear it during the day and carry your hand sanitizer, phone, mask, lipstick (ya right you don’t wear makeup anymore in the zombie apocalypse) or other tits and bits IN your tits and bits in lieu of a bag. Because pockets are power, we’ve included two more hidden pockets in the side seams. Level up this dress for your exciting life trapped at casa dolce casa with a one of a kind patchwork belt tied to the back as shown! No two dresses are the same!
- French Terry aka Sweatshirt
- One of a kind patchwork pocket
- side seam hidden pockets
- 39” length
- side vents for easy walking
- oversized silhouette